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If I had a Corum Gangster watch I would be complete. Not only would my cheap ass Target pants and tank top look high-end, my kids would automatically be in private school and my country club membership would be a given. My Corum Gangster watch would allow me a back stage pass to the Foo Fighters along with the nomination to the PTA – With my Corum Gangster watch I transcend stereotypes, pull off rock stardom while doing the dishes and contemplating plastic surgery. I might be on the rugby team sidelines but instead of pom poms I might just look like a bad ass, possibly the coach.



When you meet me you might be afraid to ask. So don’t. Who wears this watch? I do. Posers please don’t apply – you might actually be asked to perform. Would I still be scary without the Corum Gangster watch– why, yes I would and you know who I am. You saw me at the scary bars in college and I probably have kids and money and an education and by now I might even be a grandma – what gangster can possibly be more threatening than that? Haters don’t apply. Fashion reviews @ www.metrobelle.com clothing, crying, handbags, whining, couture, fighting, we have it all, don’t stop trying….







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